Canadian Men Have a Secret Problem

Erectile Dysfunction – A National Problem

Our problem is not one of sexual dysfunction but rather that we cannot seem to get enough non-criminal gun owners to STAND ERECT and oppose C 68 – all of it. This is especially true in Ontario and Quebec. There are a large group of gun-owning men who can only, in this context, be described as flaccid, limp, inoperative – certainly non assertive.

But such a masculine mass must surely be capable of arousal! Perhaps the inevitable realization that they are about to lose their firearms – their precious phallic symbols, might stir them into action. They might become men again and take pride in that. But they might just be too late.

If “standing Erect” cannot be achieved soon enough then we can all join hands with European men and daily face towards our capital cities and demonstrate our submissiveness. There has occurred in Europe a mental castration that is unique in history. Perhaps the killing of such a high percentage of healthy males during two world wars has had an irreversible impact on the gene pool. Maybe they have become so overwhelmed by ‘beta bucks’ that the occasional ‘alpha buck’ cannot alone correct the decline in masculinity.

I have no explanation for Sweden – they did not participate in either war (a few joined German S.S. Viking Divisions in WW 2) but they nonetheless seem to be extremely docile and submissive to their (female) bureaucratic dictatorship.

My only comment on British men is “Lord God, what happened?”

Holland can be summed up in the recent speech given by their Prime Minister. In response to threats made by the ever bolder Muslim immigrant minority he said, “We should be kind to the Muslims, then, when they become the majority they will be kind to us”. I have never heard of such a limp invitation to rape, plunder and decimation.

We definitely need a massive international shot of Viagra II.